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Version 3.34 released on March 07, 2018
You know that saying about how any technology that is significantly advanced is indistinguishable from magic? Well, this app release feels a bit like that to us. Our engineers, (henceforth "code gnomes") basically sneak into our offices in the middle of the night and work some arcane spellwork, turning the dark spirits they've imprisoned within their laptops to ends that we can't even speculate, and then they tell us they're done. "With what pray tell? What miracles and/or abominations have you wrought with your dark arts?" we ask. They respond with nonsense; as if statements like "We standardized BridgingHeader" has any meaning to the likes of you or us. "Is that all?" we ask flatly in jest, to which they reply in all seriousness, "We also removed extra link binary build steps." Dear reader, perhaps there are things we are better not understanding. So long as they don't rend a tear in the fabrics between our realm and the next and unleash some tentacled nightmare upon our children, who are we to judge their murky machinations? We can tell you this though, it sure makes authoring the release notes damned near impossible. Best we can tell, this release brings us a small step closer to the apocalypse, despite our code gnomes' adamant protestations to the contrary.